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Navy Seal Copypasta (also known as the "Marine Copypasta", "Internet Tough Guy Copypasta" and "Gorilla Warfare Copypasta") is a facetious message containing a series of ridiculous claims and grandiose threats that portray the poster as an Internet tough guy stereotype. In the original post, the author claimed to be a former Navy Seal with a long history of combat experiences, using comical typos and hyperboles like "Gorilla Warfare," "300 Confirmed Kills" and "I tin can kill y'all in over 700 ways with only my bare hands." Since its emergence in mid-2012, the copypasta has spawned a diversity of spin-off stories, like to the John Copypasta meme.

Origin

The copypasta is believed to have originated on the war machine and weapons enthusiast image board Operator Chan sometime in 2010. The earliest archived posting was submitted on November 11th, 2010 to 4chan's /jp/^[4] (Otaku Culture) board, in which the poster claimed to have seen the message previously on Operator Chan.

What the fuck did yous just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you lot know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I take over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'grand the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. Yous are naught to me but only some other target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this World, marking my fucking words. You recall you can become abroad with saying that shit to me over the Cyberspace? Call back again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies beyond the U.s.a. and your IP is being traced correct now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic petty thing you lot telephone call your life. Yous're fucking dead, child. I can be anywhere, someday, and I can impale you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare easily. Non only am I extensively trained in unarmed gainsay, but I have access to the entire armory of the Usa Marine Corps and I volition use information technology to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the confront of the continent, you piffling shit. If simply you lot could have known what unholy retribution your lilliputian "clever" annotate was near to bring downward upon you lot, maybe you lot would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now y'all're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and y'all will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

On May 24th, 2012, an anonymous user submitted a thread to the /pasta/^[i] board, claiming he had created the original copypasta two to 3 years prior (shown beneath).

Navy Seal Copypasta and someone claiming to be the orginal internet tough guy - also has crude drawing of character puking rainbows

Spread

On April quaternary, 2012, Redditor fahottie submitted a screenshot of a YouTube comment featuring the copypasta to the /r/funny^[8] subreddit (shown below), where it received more than than twenty,000 upward votes and 970 comments prior to existence archived.

navy seal copypasta with Gorilla warfare corrected to guerilla

On May 22nd, YouTuber Copypasta Sings uploaded a musical version of the copypasta (shown below), which received over 87,000 views and 780 comments in the next 9 months.

On Baronial 17th, Urban Dictionary ^[seven] member 487j submitted an entry for the term "gorilla warfare," defining it as training that "simulated Navy Seals" receive. On November 16th, Newgrounds^[5] user JoePorter134 uploaded a dramatic reading of the copypasta. On January 10th, 2013, Redditor LiterallyKesha submitted the message to the /r/copypasta^[3] subreddit and provided links to several notable variations. In the adjacent month, the post received over 75 up votes and 135 comments.

Richi Phelps Facebook Postal service

On Feb 13th, 2013, 10-twelvemonth-old Richi Phelps posted a status update featuring a version of the copypasta adapted to Mexican slang on his Facebook profile page.

In the following hours, Phelps' status update spread virally across the social networking site, with many Facebook users mocking the boy with photoshopped images for making boastful claims like having "extensive military machine preparation" groundwork and "an armory of weapons" at his disposal, while unaware of the fact that information technology was a copied message. By Feb 14th, Phelps' viral status update had been identified equally an adapted version of the Navy Seal copypasta. That same day, the Mexican news sites SDP Noticias^[x] and Sipse^[9] reported on the phenomenon.

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2019 Christchurch Mosque Shootings

On March 15th, 2019, shootings took place at the Al Noor Mosque and Linwood Islamic Center in Christchurch, New Zealand, during which at to the lowest degree 49 people were killed and an boosted 20 were injured. The attacks were livestreamed by the shooter on Facebook, which showed the shooter entering a mosque while shooting a shotgun, earlier switching to an attack rifle and murdering people inside. In a certificate shared on 8chan prior to the shooting, the suspected shooter put a version of the Navy Seal Copypasta under the heading "You are a bigot,racist,xenophobe,islamophobe,nazi,fascist!" (shown below).

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Notable Variations

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